Apr 22
Hunger Games Pick up lines
- What are the odds of you being in my favour?
- Did a cannon just sound, or is that my heart beating for you?
- I that a bread roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
- Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
- Are you from district 12? Because I'm about to make you mine.
- Roses are red, violets are fine, you're from district 6, I'm from district 9.
- Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speechless.
- If you are looking for a boyfriend? Because I volunteer as tribute.
- Katniss did you lose an arrow? Because I found one in my heart.
- Did Cinna set you on fire? Or are you just hot?
- I may be a gamekeeper. But I won't play a game with your heart.
- Are you from District 1? Cause from where I'm standing, you're Marvel-lous.
- I'm usually a good guy but you Are you sure you're not a Mellark? 'Cause girl,you've got some nice buns. make me wanna be a Cinna
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Apr 22
- me: opens tumblr
- me: sees pictures of OTP
- me: makes weird noises
- me: rolls off bed
- me: rolls out window
- me: rolls into street
- me: rolls off the earth
- me: floats into space
- me: incinerates in the sun
- me: reblogs post
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Apr 14
—Karl Anders Lindahl
Sorry I saw this so late! Ask box broke.
Keep submitting, friends!
/screaming
OHMYGOD.
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